If people know not to sit in your family’s pew in church…..you might be religious

If you still think heaven’s going to be a quiet place….you might be religious

If it’s been more than a month since you shouted anything in happiness or anger…..you might be religious

If people ask what religion you are and you answer with your denomination….you might be religious

If it don’t take all that…you really might be religious

And finally, if you speak in tongues for longer than you talk to visitors at church…..you might be religious